Meet the Band
Clark the Conehead
Ukulele-ist, lead vocalist, lyricist
Clark is fascinated by linguistics and always enjoys a good prank. His favorite TV show is Better Call Saul, and his favorite movie is Her. He has recently gotten into crab-walking.
Garrett Briskin
Drummer, back-up vocalist
Garrett is a big fan of hiking, seashells, and other related works. He was invented one cloudy morning in New Zealand when a cattle rancher mixed ammonia and bleach next to the local pond. Ever since he's preferred lakes.
Shreyaas Sanjeev
Bassist
Shreyaas loves to compose and arrange music in different genres. He also loves playing video games and driving, though his friends think he's a bad driver. (Note from Shreyaas: they’re lying pls don’t take their word for it.)
Brice Madden
Guitarist
THIS LADY IS NOT BRICE MADDEN.
John Grossman
Everything-ist
John was born and raised right outside Washington D.C. He grew up listening to many different genres which is probably why he plays every instrument possible. If you need anything from a tubist to a drone flautist, he’s got your back. He also enjoys long walks on the beach (especially on Tuesdays).